Warm Blanket Happiness is now available
- By : Nat
- Category : Animated Peanuts, Now shipping
The book adaptation of the upcoming Peanuts direct-to-DVD release Happiness is a Warm Blanket is now shipping. The DVD itself isn’t due out until next month. (But here’s a thought – order them both now, and that will put an order just over $25, thus qualifying you for free super-saver shipping.)
Now we should really consider the science that ight be learned from this whole happiness thing. We know that Happiness is a Warm Blanket, but the literature also confirms that Happiness is a Warm Puppy. To express this mathematically:
HAPPINESS = WARM PUPPY
HAPPINESS = WARM BLANKET
Therefor, we know that
WARM PUPPY = WARM BLANKET
Dividing both sides by WARM, we get
PUPPY = BLANKET
Now, the cookbooks let us know that
HOT DOG + DOUGH = PIG ‘N A BLANKET
Substituting, we find that
HOT DOG + DOUGH = PIG ‘N A PUPPY
Subtracting DOUGH from each side, we get
HOT DOG = PIG ‘N A PUPPY – DOUGH
Divide both sides by HOT, and we get
DOG = (PIG ‘N A PUPPY – DOUGH) / HOT
So if your kids ever want a dog, just tell them they have to put a puppy and a pig together, lose some dough, and make it all over-hot.
