Hey, did you buy the Desktop Inflatable Puffer Jacket Snoopy last year? You did?? You fool! This year they’re coming out with Desktop Inflatable Puffer Jacket Snoopy (Revised Edition), which is bound to be so much better! In what way? Danged if I know, but.. revised, it’s like revision 2.0. …

I subscribe to the print edition of The Onion, which is America’s Finest (made-up) News Source. This is actually a paper with a long history, but switched to web only for a while. When they came back to print, I jumped on board to help fund this very special outlet that …

Peanuts ends up in the news in strange ways at times. There was a Snoopy float in the New Orleans Mardi Gras parade this year…. but everyone on the float got kicked off by the cops. Why? Well, as you may know, at Mardi Gras the folks on the floats …