Charlie Brown’s woman trouble

“I won’t marry Charlie Brown–never–and it’s very cruel in you to say anything about it!” interrupted Kitty, with flashing eyes, but with a great tremble in her voice. “I will never marry anybody!”

“But Katherine Forrester, Charlie Brown loves you!”

“I don’t care if he does.”

“And you love him.”

“No I don’t – I hate him!” with a burst of tears.

From “How Kitty Forrester was Tamed” by M. M. Haven, Ballou’s Dollar Monthly Magazine, volume 12, 1860.

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