{"id":7705,"date":"2026-02-23T21:53:23","date_gmt":"2026-02-24T05:53:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/?p=7705"},"modified":"2026-02-23T21:53:23","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T05:53:23","slug":"the-war-on-snoopy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/2026\/02\/the-war-on-snoopy\/","title":{"rendered":"The War on Snoopy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I subscribe to the print edition of\u00a0<em>The Onion<\/em>, which is America&#8217;s Finest (made-up) News Source. This is actually a paper with a long history, but switched to web only for a while. When they came back to print, I jumped on board to help fund this very special outlet that is doing the good work. But I was not prepared to get the new issue in the mail and see that as their front-and-center story, they were covering US President Donald J Trump and his ongong attacks on Snoopy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/TrumpSnoopyOnion.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-7706\" src=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/TrumpSnoopyOnion-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/TrumpSnoopyOnion-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/TrumpSnoopyOnion-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/TrumpSnoopyOnion.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The story will likely wind up on their website later this month, but I will note that it mentions that &#8220;Trump frehas frequently seemed to confuse the\u00a0<em>Peanuts<\/em> star with unrelated figures such as Marmaduke, Dogbert, and Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.&#8221; Of particular interest to AAUGH Blog readers may be the claim that Trump says that Snoopy wants &#8216;trans for Woodstock&#8217;, considering that<a href=\"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/2025\/04\/on-peanuts-and-gender\/\"> Schulz has said of Woodstock<\/a> that &#8220;originally he was not a male.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The website version of\u00a0<em>The Onion<\/em> can be found at <a href=\"http:\/\/onion.com\">Onion.com<\/a>, and those of you looking for something special in your mailbox can subscribe <a href=\"https:\/\/membership.theonion.com\/?campaign=701a500001IElAfAAL\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I subscribe to the print edition of\u00a0The Onion, which is America&#8217;s Finest (made-up) News Source. This is actually a paper with a long history, but switched to web only for a while. When they came back to print, I jumped on board to help fund this very special outlet that &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7707,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","filesize_raw":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-schulzpeanuts-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7705\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}