{"id":7033,"date":"2023-04-01T08:33:07","date_gmt":"2023-04-01T15:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/?p=7033"},"modified":"2023-03-30T22:47:31","modified_gmt":"2023-03-31T05:47:31","slug":"you-dont-know-how-much-i-wish-this-were-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/2023\/04\/you-dont-know-how-much-i-wish-this-were-real\/","title":{"rendered":"You don&#8217;t know how much I wish this were real."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sick and tired of people <a href=\"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/2021\/02\/all-the-moles-in-a-whack-a-mole-game-are-fake\/\">trying to sell bootleg Peanuts books on Amazon by listing someone besides Charles M. Schulz as the author<\/a>? Sure you are, and I&#8217;ve long since stopped talking about it. But now I see that someone is trying to balance matters!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GodzillaBySchulz.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7034 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GodzillaBySchulz.jpg\" alt=\"Shot from an Amazon page for Godzilla Coloring Books For Kids Ages 8-12: Edition 2023 Paperback \u2013 March 17, 2023 by Charles M. Schulz (Author)\" width=\"613\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GodzillaBySchulz.jpg 613w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GodzillaBySchulz-300x138.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 613px) 100vw, 613px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes siree, it&#8217;s a bootleg Godzilla coloring book&#8230; excuse me, a bootleg Godzilla coloring books&#8230; by Charles M. Schulz himself, made available earlier this month.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GodzillaSchulzinterior.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7035\" src=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GodzillaSchulzinterior-300x152.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"501\" height=\"253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GodzillaSchulzinterior-300x152.jpg 300w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/GodzillaSchulzinterior.jpg 639w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m releasing this on April Fools Day, I know&#8230; but there&#8217;s no fooling in this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sick and tired of people trying to sell bootleg Peanuts books on Amazon by listing someone besides Charles M. Schulz as the author? Sure you are, and I&#8217;ve long since stopped talking about it. But now I see that someone is trying to balance matters! Yes siree, it&#8217;s a bootleg &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","filesize_raw":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}