{"id":6156,"date":"2020-10-25T10:22:02","date_gmt":"2020-10-25T17:22:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/?p=6156"},"modified":"2020-10-25T10:22:02","modified_gmt":"2020-10-25T17:22:02","slug":"bird-on-skates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/2020\/10\/bird-on-skates\/","title":{"rendered":"Bird On Skates!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/HScover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6157\" src=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/HScover-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/HScover-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/HScover.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never bought anything from the folks at Hammacher Schlemmer, but I guess they knew I&#8217;d want a copy of their catalog with Peanuts on the cover, so they sent it to me. (And if you didn&#8217;t get a catalog, but would like to order this item, you can <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hammacher.com\/product\/illuminated-peanuts-ice-skating-trio?promo=gift-supplement-2020\">order it online<\/a>. I won&#8217;t be&#8230; but I gotta admit it, I&#8217;m a little tempted by their <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hammacher.com\/product\/15-inflatable-rudolph-1?promo=search\">fifteen foot tall inflatable Rudolph<\/a>. I could really terrorize the neighborhood with that thing!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never bought anything from the folks at Hammacher Schlemmer, but I guess they knew I&#8217;d want a copy of their catalog with Peanuts on the cover, so they sent it to me. (And if you didn&#8217;t get a catalog, but would like to order this item, you can order &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6158,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","filesize_raw":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6156\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}