{"id":4896,"date":"2017-12-08T10:30:17","date_gmt":"2017-12-08T18:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/?p=4896"},"modified":"2017-12-07T17:32:49","modified_gmt":"2017-12-08T01:32:49","slug":"your-valentine-who-is-charlie-brown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/your-valentine-who-is-charlie-brown\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Valentine? Who is, Charlie Brown?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The English language is structured for creativity, not for precision engineering. Too many phrases are ambiguous. When I tell my wife &#8220;I can&#8217;t love you any more!&#8221;, am I noting that I used to love her, but am no longer capable of doing so? Or am I telling her that my love is turned up to 100%, that I am utterly and totally in love with her? I&#8217;m not telling. Not even her.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4641\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4641\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/HeartShaped.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4641\" src=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/HeartShaped-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/HeartShaped-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/HeartShaped-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/HeartShaped-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/HeartShaped-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/HeartShaped.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4641\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The actually cover has shiny stuff instead of white on the lace (which is a good effect) and the title (which makes it hard to read.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The title to <strong><a id=\"amznPsBmLink_248098\" class=\"amzn_ps_bm_tl\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Whos-Valentine-Charlie-Brown-Peanuts\/dp\/1534401105\/ref=as_li_bk_tl\/?tag=aaugh-20&amp;linkId=83d026a5139bce52be7e785581b77b64&amp;linkCode=ktl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" data-amzn-ps-bm-keyword=\"Who's Your Valentine, Charlie Brown?\" data-amzn-link-id=\"83d026a5139bce52be7e785581b77b64\">Who&#8217;s Your Valentine, Charlie Brown?<\/a><\/strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"amznPsBmPixel_248098\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important; height: 0px !important; width: 0px !important;\" src=\"https:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?source=bk&amp;t=aaugh-20&amp;bm-id=default&amp;l=ktl&amp;linkId=83d026a5139bce52be7e785581b77b64&amp;_cb=1512529935161\" alt=\"\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\" border=\"0\" \/> is similar. Is it asking &#8220;Charlie Brown, who is your valentine?&#8221;\u00a0 Or is it &#8220;Is your valentine Charlie Brown?&#8221; Looking at the cover, if the question is the former, then it is aimed at Charlie Brown; if the latter, it&#8217;s aimed at Snoopy in which case that might not seem to be a reasonable question. But then one starts to think about what &#8220;valentine&#8221; means in this context. After all, in some contexts it means simply a Valentine&#8217;s Day card; when we speaking of school children giving each other &#8220;valentines&#8221;, we just mean the card. But those cards often say &#8220;be my valentine&#8221;, so clearly it&#8217;s a request for some personal relationship, and as it turns out, the question is a very good one, because (and I&#8217;m going to have to spoil the ending of this 10-page heart-shaped board book here) the climax of the story is that Snoopy gives Charlie Brown a Valentine&#8217;s Day card. Apparently, he is requesting that Charlie Brown become his valentine! So the ambiguity of the title is never settled; it is neither lady nor tiger but rests in the same state of uncertainty as Schroedinger&#8217;s cat.<\/p>\n<p>This masterpiece of ambiguity is writ by Tina Gallo and illustrated by Vicki Scott.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The English language is structured for creativity, not for precision engineering. Too many phrases are ambiguous. When I tell my wife &#8220;I can&#8217;t love you any more!&#8221;, am I noting that I used to love her, but am no longer capable of doing so? 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