{"id":4284,"date":"2016-06-03T08:11:55","date_gmt":"2016-06-03T15:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/?p=4284"},"modified":"2016-05-30T17:23:24","modified_gmt":"2016-05-31T00:23:24","slug":"charlie-browns-woman-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/2016\/06\/charlie-browns-woman-trouble\/","title":{"rendered":"Charlie Brown&#8217;s woman trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;I won&#8217;t marry Charlie Brown\u2013never\u2013and it&#8217;s very cruel in you to say anything about it!&#8221; interrupted Kitty, with flashing eyes, but with a great tremble in her voice. &#8220;I will never marry anybody!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But Katherine Forrester, Charlie Brown loves you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t care if he does.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And you love him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No I don&#8217;t \u2013 I hate him!&#8221; with a burst of tears.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>From &#8220;How Kitty Forrester was Tamed&#8221; by M. M. Haven,\u00a0<em>Ballou&#8217;s Dollar Monthly Magazine<\/em>, volume 12, 1860.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I won&#8217;t marry Charlie Brown\u2013never\u2013and it&#8217;s very cruel in you to say anything about it!&#8221; interrupted Kitty, with flashing eyes, but with a great tremble in her voice. &#8220;I will never marry anybody!&#8221; &#8220;But Katherine Forrester, Charlie Brown loves you!&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t care if he does.&#8221; &#8220;And you love him.&#8221; &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","filesize_raw":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-not-that-charlie-brown"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}