{"id":2263,"date":"2012-12-03T01:00:26","date_gmt":"2012-12-03T09:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/?p=2263"},"modified":"2012-11-30T16:39:08","modified_gmt":"2012-12-01T00:39:08","slug":"the-aaugh-com-advent-calendar-22-days-to-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/2012\/12\/the-aaugh-com-advent-calendar-22-days-to-go\/","title":{"rendered":"The AAUGH.com Advent Calendar, 22 days to go"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/advent.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-2257\" title=\"advent\" src=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/advent.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"126\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/advent.jpg 480w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/advent-300x78.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2265\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2265\" style=\"width: 184px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/openmefirst.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2265\" title=\"openmefirst\" src=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/openmefirst-184x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"184\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2265\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">December 3: Open Me First<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This far from the top of the list, I&#8217;m still willing to include books that I like for snarky rather than pure and noble reasons. For example, there&#8217;s this coloring book that I found the other day in the dollar bin at the local Target . The packet that it comes in sends off rather mixed messages, bearing both the enticing title <strong>Open Me First<\/strong> and the more offputting legend <em>Warning: Choking Hazard<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/openmefirst-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2264\" title=\"openmefirst 1\" src=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/openmefirst-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"381\" height=\"79\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/openmefirst-1.jpeg 381w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/openmefirst-1-300x62.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 381px) 100vw, 381px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/to.htm?160699624X\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2258\" title=\"adventexclusion\" src=\"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/adventexclusion.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/adventexclusion.jpg 480w, https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/adventexclusion-300x108.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This far from the top of the list, I&#8217;m still willing to include books that I like for snarky rather than pure and noble reasons. For example, there&#8217;s this coloring book that I found the other day in the dollar bin at the local Target . The packet that it &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","filesize_raw":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advent-calendar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}