{"id":1393,"date":"2011-02-24T10:36:58","date_gmt":"2011-02-24T17:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/?p=1393"},"modified":"2011-02-24T10:36:58","modified_gmt":"2011-02-24T17:36:58","slug":"warm-blanket-happiness-is-now-available","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/2011\/02\/warm-blanket-happiness-is-now-available\/","title":{"rendered":"Warm Blanket Happiness is now available"},"content":{"rendered":"

The book adaptation of the upcoming Peanuts direct-to-DVD release Happiness is a Warm Blanket<\/strong><\/a> is now shipping. The DVD itself <\/a>isn’t due out until next month. (But here’s a thought – order them both now, and that will put an order just over $25, thus qualifying you for free super-saver shipping.)<\/p>\n

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Now we should really consider the science that ight be learned from this whole happiness thing. We know that Happiness is a Warm Blanket<\/em>, but the literature also confirms that Happiness is a Warm Puppy<\/em>. To express this mathematically:<\/p>\n

HAPPINESS = WARM PUPPY<\/p>\n

HAPPINESS = WARM BLANKET<\/p>\n

Therefor, we know that<\/p>\n

WARM PUPPY = WARM BLANKET<\/p>\n

Dividing both sides by WARM, we get<\/p>\n

PUPPY = BLANKET<\/p>\n

Now, the cookbooks let us know that<\/p>\n

HOT DOG + DOUGH = PIG ‘N A BLANKET<\/p>\n

Substituting, we find that<\/p>\n

HOT DOG + DOUGH = PIG ‘N A PUPPY<\/p>\n

Subtracting DOUGH from each side, we get<\/p>\n

HOT DOG\u00a0 = PIG ‘N A PUPPY – DOUGH<\/p>\n

Divide both sides by HOT, and we get<\/p>\n

DOG\u00a0 = (PIG ‘N A PUPPY – DOUGH) \/ HOT<\/p>\n

So if your kids ever want a dog, just tell them they have to put a puppy and a pig together, lose some dough, and make it all over-hot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The book adaptation of the upcoming Peanuts direct-to-DVD release Happiness is a Warm Blanket is now shipping. The DVD itself isn’t due out until next month. (But here’s a thought – order them both now, and that will put an order just over $25, thus qualifying you for free super-saver … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","filesize_raw":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animated-peanuts","category-now-shipping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}