{"id":1272,"date":"2010-11-05T11:18:54","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T18:18:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/?p=1272"},"modified":"2010-11-05T11:18:54","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T18:18:54","slug":"the-blockhead-in-my-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/the-blockhead-in-my-family\/","title":{"rendered":"the blockhead in my family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took my fifteen month old Ben to the doctor&#8217;s office today for his check-up. The receptionist looks at him and says &#8220;he looks like Charlie Brown!&#8221; (and that was not meant to be some kissing up to me; the receptionist didn&#8217;t know of my Peanuts habits.) He does have blond hair that is just now moving beyond the invisible stage, so I guess it made sense on that level.<\/p>\n<p>So we take him in, and the nurse checks his measurements. Height, he&#8217;s in the 64th percentile for his age. Weight, also the 64th. So he&#8217;s a little bigger than average, but not much. His head circumference? 96th percentile. So that&#8217;s what the receptionist was seeing: he fits the drawn-by-Schulz blueprint.<\/p>\n<p>(They gave Ben shots today, and put a Peanuts bandage over the booboo.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took my fifteen month old Ben to the doctor&#8217;s office today for his check-up. The receptionist looks at him and says &#8220;he looks like Charlie Brown!&#8221; (and that was not meant to be some kissing up to me; the receptionist didn&#8217;t know of my Peanuts habits.) He does have &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","episode_type":"","audio_file":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","filesize_raw":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nat-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aaugh.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}