I’m always eager to buy a book adaptation of A Charlie Brown Christmas, and will snag upĀ most books related in any way to the special. But somehow, I think I’ll pass on this one:

Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown, from erotica author Lotus Rose, is the secondĀ of his trilogy of holiday defender Charlee Frown tales, sandwiched between SinEaster and BlackHearts Day. Mature readers only, and prob’ly not even all of them.